This post has been fermenting in my head for awhile now. With recent news headlines about the sexuality of Elena Kagan, whether gay actors can realistically play a straight character, and the pope once again denouncing gay marriage, I think…
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Putting a Face on California Furloughs
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To Governor “Terminator” and the rest of the morons running California: I thought I would take some time to personally tell you just how much you’ve screwed up the State of California. I imagine my story is much like the…
If Dante Were Alive Today: Office Purgatory
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Author’s Note: After an experience just a few minutes ago, I’ve decided to add a third level of Ante-Purgatory. It had been a pleasant day. The rush of the semester was over and everyone seemed happy. As I worked my…
Looking for Role Models in All the Wrong Places
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Another scandal has descended upon our delicate sensibilities and we can hardly talk about anything else. Well, actually, I can talk about plenty of other things, but all I’m hearing about and seeing on the news is Tiger Woods and…
Twas the Night of Black Friday
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Twas the night of Black Friday, and all through the towns Eager shoppers had hunted for the best bargains around. They showed up in droves, stood in line before dawn, To ensure they got the deals before they were gone.…
Are Those My Civil Rights in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
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Humor me for a moment, and let me paint a picture for you. Let’s imagine that we live in a world where everything is reversed, like Bizarro World. Superman is evil, women are the ones in power, and homosexual relationships…